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File under: Double Triple Twitter fail.
1. Wrong @username. Don’t laugh, I get about 20-30 dud replies directed at some teen douches called David Archie and David Henrie. Instead of adding that search box to their home page, Twitter could explain kids how this shit gets done (or rather ask them not to join at all for that matter - just kidding).
2. Never - I repeat - never ask your teen idol to send you a message for your birthday. Come on, you can’t be that desperate. At least ask your bff to do it for you and act as if you were OMG totally surprised, totally.
3. Use real words for fuck’s sake